The absurdist theater of American foreign policy has long relied on a specific brand of nonsensical farce dressed up in the vestments of alleged democratic alignment and human rights. Today, that system has culminated in a bizarre, modern political mutation: the Rumptocracy. This regime is characterized by a leadership so self-absorbed that it has no need for eyes, buried securely within its own anatomy. As the U.S. wages war on sovereign nations, the true goal emerges: to reverse the changes of 1959 and reclaim Cuba as a playground for the wealthy. Will the American voter finally demand accountability for these travesties?